What are you doing? That's my customer.
It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended.
No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.
I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.
Then you gonna give me half the commission.
You will receive none of the commission.
I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!
This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...
I'm sick of you poaching my customers.
I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit.
You wanna take this shit outside? Just take it outside and squash it?
Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can't return it until it has spilled blood.
Look, listen to me. You are **** with the wrong ****.
Hey! You're **** with the wrong sand****, okay?
Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban!
Turban now? Do you see any **** turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?" **** you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a **** Brooklyn accent, okay?! Okay?!
All right, man, calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?
If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.
Cool, man. All right, pops.
[They hug; Jay leaves]
