Tell me, when your son is born, is he already on parole?
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Gina You're a good-looking man.
Andy Thank you.
Gina Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features. You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me... because that would be a simple sort of transition. You know what I'm saying? Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back. You game?
Andy No.
Cal You need to stop **** around with my friend, okay? Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy.
Amy I moved, I changed my e-mail address, my phone number. He's practically stalking me.
Cal Well, I didn't know all that! So, I'm sorry!
Andy 'm a virgin. I always have been.
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