Can I buy you half a lager?
Rob Gretton You can buy me a pint.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in 24 Hour Party People (2002): in 5 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony Wilson (5)
Scenes with Rob Gretton
5 scenes Rob Gretton What's wrong with London Records?
Rob Gretton The name, for a start.
Rob Gretton You've dropped a bollock, haven't you?
Yes, I've dropped a bollock. I've dropped a big massive hairy bollock.
[Tony Wilson has just had a vision of God - who looked exactly like Tony Wilson]
It's says so in the Bible, though, doesn't it? 'God made man in His own image'.
Rob Gretton Yeah - but not a specific man.
Rob Gretton You know your trouble, Tony? You don't know what you are. You see, I **** know what you are, but you don't know what you are.
My curiosity's got the better of me, Rob, tell me, what am I?
Rob Gretton You're a ****.
Well, that was something I *did* know, you see, I actually did know that.
