[the girls are mercilessly trying to seduce him]

Listen, girls. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?

Don't respect me.

No! Don't respect me.

You don't even have to remember my name!

[surprised]

Okay, wow.

Yeah, that's like, really slutty.

I know, right?

[quietly to himself while walking away]

Forget it. This is some other dad's problem.