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The 10th Kingdom

The 10th Kingdom quotes

30 total quotes

Anthony "Tony" Lewis
Relish the Troll King
The Evil Queen (Christine White)
The Huntsman
Virginia Lewis

View Quote I'm taking my half of the kingdom right now. Wanna make something of it?
View Quote My name is Virginia...and I live on the edge of the forest.
View Quote There are no 'masters' here! Only one mistress! Don't forget that, doggy.
View Quote This is a magic crossbow. When fired, it will not stop until it hits the heart of a living being. It cannot miss.
View Quote Time for walkies!
View Quote Well, at least things can't get any worse.
View Quote Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again.
View Quote What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?
View Quote What a pathetic display. How DARE you, call yourselves my children!
View Quote What is destined to happen, will happen, no matter what we do!
View Quote You haven't seen my father walking around anywhere here, have you? Oh, he might have been singing "Whiter Shade of Pale".
View Quote [after a mass poisoning] Anyone for seconds? [pauses to look around] No?
View Quote [Meeting the village idiot] Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?
View Quote [to his children, who have allowed Virginia to escape with his magic shoes] Idiot! Fools! I can't leave you alone for a minute! Your mothers would be ashamed of you!
View Quote [When a farmer's daughter reveals that the fake Wendell has told her family everything] Oh, dear. That really was the wrong answer.