Stuart Allan movie quotes

View Quote Damian Wayne: I'll drive.
Batman: No.
Damian Wayne: I know how.
Batman: No.

View Quote Damian Wayne: So this is the fabled Batcave. Grandfather told me about it. Smaller than I imagined. Very efficient, though.
Alfred Pennyworth: He is the spitting image of you at that age. It's a bit chilling.

View Quote [Alfred is showing Damian his bedroom]
Alfred Pennyworth: I hope this isn't too cramped for you. That door heads to your bath. The other, to a game room. And you also have this for your amusement. [Alfred turns on the T.V. and Looney Tunes plays] Naturally, you have the run of the mansion.
Damian Wayne: Of course. I know that. Prepare some tea, Pennyworth. Brown sugar instead of white, fresh-cut lemon. A china cup.
Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps master would like some warm mixed nuts and a moist hand towel.
Damian Wayne: Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I'm not so young that I don't understand sarcasm.
Alfred Pennyworth: While I am much too old to care.

View Quote Robin: What?
Nightwing: (posing as Batman) I could have handled this alone
Robin: If that's your best Batman, you're not going to fool anyone... Grayson.
Nightwing: (smiles wryly) Maybe you'd like a megaphone to announce that?

View Quote (In the car)
Robin: There is no way you're gonna pull this off without my help.
Nightwing: (sarcastically) Modest as ever, I see.
Robin: I'm more Batman than you will ever be. Just follow my lead.

View Quote Nightwing: (impersonating Batman) You've been tracking me all night. I wanna know why.
Batwoman: First, tell me why you're running around Gotham playing dress-up. (beat) I'm guessing, Nightwing?
Robin: (smugly) Hmmph! Busted!
Batwoman: Actually, I think he's more than capable of fooling most people. (to Robin) And you're certainly not gonna pass for Batman, short stack.
Robin: (annoyed) Who the hell are you?
Nightwing: Easy, Robin. (to Batwoman) Tell me what you want and why you've been following me.
Batwoman: I just had to make sure. You see, I was there the night Batman died.

View Quote [Nightwing and Robin are sparring]
Nightwing: You're sloppy.
Robin: No, I'm uninterested.
Nightwing: Get interested!

View Quote [After Talon's death]
Bruce: Are you alright?
[He offers a hand to Robin. He accepts and Bruce helps his son up]
Bruce: I'm proud of you. Welcome home.
Robin: [backing off] No. [looks at Talon] I could’ve killed him. Maybe I should’ve. [to Bruce] But you were in my head; you wouldn't let me. [grabs at his hair] You, Talia, Ra's, you're all in here! But where am I? How can I ever be the son you need me to be... [turns away] when I don't even know who I am?
[Pause]
Robin: [to Bruce] I have to go.
Bruce: Damian. [limps after him] There’s a school—
Robin: [bitterly] In Switzerland. Yeah, you told me about it.
[Bruce puts his hand on Robin's shoulder]
Bruce: [gently] No; no. This is a monastery in the Himalayas. I stayed there, years ago, when I was lost, troubled. And the monks helped me in ways that proved to be very—
Robin: [sharply] I don’t need any help!
[Bruce looks downcast]
Robin: [softer] But … maybe I will, later on.
[He suddenly goes to hug Bruce. His father tightens his hold on his son, before Robin pulls away]
Robin: I've got some packing to do.

View Quote [Damian arrives entering his room from the window until the light goes on and sees a disappointed Bruce and Dick waiting for him]
Bruce: Where were you?
Robin: [notices Bruce's injuries; concerned but trying to stay out of trouble] What happened to you? Are you okay? [he rushes to him in concern. Bruce isn't buying it, however.]
Bruce: [sternly] You don't get to ask questions. Now where the hell were you?
Robin: Out!
Bruce: Where?
Robin: Just out!
Bruce: "Out" has suddenly become a far more dangerous place. [He sees a sai belonging to Talon and takes it off Damian] What's this?
Robin: [realizing he's screwed] That's mine!
Bruce: I don't think so!
Robin: [sarcastically with venomous intent] So what are you gonna do now?! Build a dungeon and lock me up in it?!
Bruce: [shocked; even more stern] Despite what you may think, I'm your father, Damian. Not your jailer.
Robin: [quite rudely] A biological accident doesn't make you my father, and it as sure as hell doesn't make me your son!
[Dick is shocked upon hearing those words as he makes an "Uh oh!" expression. Bruce is understandably quite hurt by what Damian just said and has lost his patience with his rebellious son.]
Bruce: [hiding his hurt; warningly] There's a school in Switzerland run by a retired general who knows far more than I do about boys and discipline. [He stands to leave but stops] Try this again, that's where you'll be spending the next year. [He leaves]
Dick: [as he leaves] You really played me for a fool.
Robin: [smugly] Not hard to do.