Scenes with Alfred Pennyworth
5 scenes
Alfred Pennyworth
[Alfred is showing Damian his bedroom]
I hope this isn't too cramped for you. That door heads to your bath. The other, to a game room. And you also have this for your amusement. [Alfred turns on the T.V. and Looney Tunes plays] Naturally, you have the run of the mansion.
Damian Wayne
Of course. I know that. Prepare some tea, Pennyworth. Brown sugar instead of white, fresh-cut lemon. A china cup.
Alfred Pennyworth
Perhaps master would like some warm mixed nuts and a moist hand towel.
Damian Wayne
Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I'm not so young that I don't understand sarcasm.
Alfred Pennyworth
While I am much too old to care.
Damian Wayne
So this is the fabled Batcave. Grandfather told me about it. Smaller than I imagined. Very efficient, though.
Alfred Pennyworth
He is the spitting image of you at that age. It's a bit chilling.
Batman
Alfred?
Alfred Pennyworth
Yes, sir.
Batman
We're going to have company.
Alfred Pennyworth
A sleepover? Oh, goody.
DG Dick Grayson
[Alfred is stitching up Dick after his battle with Damian.]
Really ticks me off; after all the lectures he gave me about using protection.
Alfred Pennyworth
Indeed.
Alfred Pennyworth
[Dick winces.]
Are you alright, Master Dick?
DG Dick Grayson
I took the cut, I can take the stitch.
Damian Wayne
[watching from the balcony, smugly]
Maybe you need more anesthetic.
DG Dick Grayson
[royally pissed]
And maybe YOU need to go fu--
Alfred Pennyworth
Master Dick!
Damian Wayne
Maybe you should remember who the blood son is.
DG Dick Grayson
"Bloodthirsty" is more like it.
Alfred Pennyworth
[Damian is training in the garden, slashing up the many topiaries]
I think we might be able to skip the gardener.
BW Bruce Wayne
Well, he was trained by the League of Assassins.
Alfred Pennyworth
I, myself, am rooting for the shrubbery.
BW Bruce Wayne
[Alfred leaves, while Bruce stays back and continues to watch Damian. He smiles.]
He has talent.
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