Marilu Henner movie quotes

12 quotes from 3 movies

Hammett (1982) as Sue Alabama

View Quote He needed one hand for the money and the other for the gun... He wasn't good enough to handle both.

View Quote Ryan: That'll stop a kitten if you're lucky.
Sue Alabama: It'll stop a tiger if you know how to point it.

View Quote Ryan: At least you didn't hit the money.
Sue Alabama: I didn't aim at the money.

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Johnny Dangerously (1984) as Lil

View Quote Lil: So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago.
Johnny: Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York.
Lil: You're kidding... Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same.

View Quote Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya.
Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley?
Ma Kelly: I go both ways.

View Quote Johnny: Say kid, what do they call you?
Lil: Impressive.

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L. A. Story (1991) as Trudi

View Quote Harris: I'm not kissing anyone hello anymore.
Trudi: Well just shake hands with them.
Harris: Are you kidding? I just wash my hands and I shake hands with some guy that feels like he's been squashing caterpillars.

View Quote Trudi: Sheila has been studying the art of conversation.
Harris: Oh, you're taking a course in conversation?
Sheila: Yes.
[long pause]

View Quote Tom: I'll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi: I'll have a decaf espresso.
Morris: I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Ted: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris: I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Tom: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Morris: I'll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia: I'll have a twist of lemon.

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