Sgt. Horvath
Good luck Reiben.
Pvt. Reiben I don't need any luck, Sarge! I was born lucky!
Most-quoted role: Pvt. Reiben in Saving Private Ryan (1998), 20 quotes
Movies Pvt. Reiben Pvt. Reiben What's that saying? "If God's with us, who the hell's on their side"?
Pvt. Reiben [after seeing the person they were suppose to save]
Told you he was an asshole.
Pete Scanlon Did you ever hear the saying "A picture holds a thousands words."
That's only for people like you who don't know a thousand words.
Pete Scanlon I know two, and the first one begins with an "F".
Pete Scanlon Look. I don't want the opportunity to pass me by again. So I should have told you this a long time ago. But I've loved you since the first day I met you.
Define love.
Pete Scanlon Lanie. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I'm marrying Cal. I know this is hard for you to accept.
Pete Scanlon Well. Listen Lanie. You are the single most delusional, most self-absorbed, self-involved, egomaniac woman that I've ever met.
Hmm... Umm... Let's have sex.
Barry McMullen I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure.
So what'd ya' give up for Lent?
Barry I gave up resolutions this year.
Convenient!
Barry McMullen [holds up a banana]
Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield. [peels the banana] First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until your left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your **** in her corn flakes.