Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

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Eddie Valiant
Jessica Rabbit
Judge Doom
Multiple Characters
Roger Rabbit

Droopy the Dog: [as an elevator operator] Going up, sir. [[Eddie steps in and instantly falls in] Watch your step, sir. [Eddie picks himself up] Hold on, sir. [Eddie falls to the floor of the elevator because it is going so fast; when the elevator stops, he shoots straight to the top of the elevator.] Your floor, sir. [Eddie gets out and Droopy stretches his neck out so that he and Eddie are face to face] Have a good day, sir. [Droopy's neck retracts just narrowly missing the doors closing around his neck]

Eddie, I could never hurt anybody--Ow! My whole purpose in life is to...make...peopl-l-l-l-l-e l-l-l-l-l-augh!

Is there nothing that can permeate that impervious puss?

Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. What timing! What finesse! What a genius!

(As Eddie "entertains" the weasels) Hey, Eddie! Keep it up! You're "killing 'em"! You're "slaying 'em"! You're "knocking 'em dead"!

Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?

P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped!

I can give you stars, look! (hits himself with a frying pan) Look! (hits himself again) Lo-o-o-o-k! (keeps hitting himself)

Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.

Judge Doom: Surprised? [after Eddie realizes that Doom is a toon]

Eddie: Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
[moves the street line towards a wall, Lena Hyena crashes into the wall] Toons. Gets 'em every time.

Scotch on the rocks. AND I MEAN ICE!

[After watching the newsreel] That's it!! THAT'S the connection!!!

[to Roger as Doom tries his "Shave-and-a-haircut trick"] I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.

[After the Weasels have noisily machine-gunned their way into his office] Hello, boys. Didn't hear you come in.