Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes
93 total quotesJudge Doom
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Roger Rabbit
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Droopy the Dog: [as an elevator operator] Going up, sir. [[Eddie steps in and instantly falls in] Watch your step, sir. [Eddie picks himself up] Hold on, sir. [Eddie falls to the floor of the elevator because it is going so fast; when the elevator stops, he shoots straight to the top of the elevator.] Your floor, sir. [Eddie gets out and Droopy stretches his neck out so that he and Eddie are face to face] Have a good day, sir. [Droopy's neck retracts just narrowly missing the doors closing around his neck]
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14K. First generation Chinese-American, tenth generation Triad. His father sent him to business school, and he's the only man in here who holds a degree from MIT. He's killed four men off the track.
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2012: The United States had 294 Diplomatic outposts worldwide. 12 were in places so dangerous the State Department deemed them threat level "critical." Two were in Libya: Tripoli and Benghazi. October 2011: U.S., French, and British forces attacked Libya by air. As the air campaign continued, the Libyan people violently deposed dictator Muammar Gaddafi after 42 years of tyrannical rule. Warring militia gangs raided Gaddafi's massive armories. Violent turf wars broke out. Benghazi became one of the most dangerous places on Earth. Virtually every foreign embassy closed, except a U.S. Diplomatic outpost, and a covert CIA base. The CIA matched for lethal weapons before they spread to the global black market. The CIA base was protected: 6 elite ex-military operators. Code name: G.R.S. This is a true story.
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Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. What timing! What finesse! What a genius!
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(As Eddie "entertains" the weasels) Hey, Eddie! Keep it up! You're "killing 'em"! You're "slaying 'em"! You're "knocking 'em dead"!
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Nice shirt. Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?
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P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped!
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I can give you stars, look! (hits himself with a frying pan) Look! (hits himself again) Lo-o-o-o-k! (keeps hitting himself)
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Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.
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Judge Doom: Surprised? [after Eddie realizes that Doom is a toon]
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Eddie: Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
[moves the street line towards a wall, Lena Hyena crashes into the wall] Toons. Gets 'em every time.
[moves the street line towards a wall, Lena Hyena crashes into the wall] Toons. Gets 'em every time.
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Scotch on the rocks. AND I MEAN ICE!
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[After watching the newsreel] That's it!! THAT'S the connection!!!
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[to Roger as Doom tries his "Shave-and-a-haircut trick"] I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.
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[After the Weasels have noisily machine-gunned their way into his office] Hello, boys. Didn't hear you come in.