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Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy




View Quote [looking at the Gwendy dolls] Hello, dolly! [whistle]
View Quote [looking at the Gwendy dolls] Mmm! Sweet stuff. Hubba-bubba!
View Quote [pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?
View Quote [Pulling a toy knife from his thigh] They're wires and metal. The same as yours.
View Quote [riding in a toy boat] I hope we don't hit an iceburg.
View Quote [ringing a bell] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [yodeling while attacking Commandos]
View Quote [taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
View Quote [Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.
View Quote [threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!
View Quote [to Archer about wind] Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
View Quote [to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.
View Quote [to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.
View Quote [yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!
View Quote Alan. Friend of Archer. Defender of all Gorgonites. Keeper of Encarta.
View Quote Alan. I'm feeling very insecure.