Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes (ID: 543)

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy


[looking at the Gwendy dolls] Hello, dolly! [whistle]


[looking at the Gwendy dolls] Mmm! Sweet stuff. Hubba-bubba!

[pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?

[Pulling a toy knife from his thigh] They're wires and metal. The same as yours.

[riding in a toy boat] I hope we don't hit an iceburg.

[ringing a bell] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [yodeling while attacking Commandos]

[taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.

[threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!

[to Archer about wind] Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.

[to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.

[yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!

Alan. Friend of Archer. Defender of all Gorgonites. Keeper of Encarta.

Alan. I'm feeling very insecure.