Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

View Quote Alan. We must find the-[muffled by Alan, covering Archer's face with a toy hat]-Gorgonites!

View Quote All my makeup is cruelty free!

View Quote All right! Let's go for a round and round and round of applause for Archer!

View Quote An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!

View Quote Aw-man. I hate babysitting.

View Quote Criminy!

View Quote Descend and destroy!

View Quote Dibs on the chainsaw.

View Quote Expect no mercy.

View Quote First blood!

View Quote Gorgonite s****.

View Quote Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

View Quote Having fun yet?

View Quote He went to a seminar, "How to make a success of your small business", my suggestion is to torch the place.

View Quote Hey! Is that my JVC?!