Major Chip Hazard quotes

Major Chip Hazard! Reporting for duty!

We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

[taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.

I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning!

If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal!

An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!

Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory will keep going, and going, and going.

It's a small world after all.

Expect no mercy.

Gorgonite scum.

[facing Archer] You have a lot of guts. Let's see what they really look like.

[pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?

Having fun yet?

[looking at the Commando Elite store] We have lost the battle. We will not lose the war.

[threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!

Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

[damaged severely] There will be no mer-er-er-er-mercy.

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