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Ricky Tan
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Lee: You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto.
Carter: You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner, now give me that badge!
Carter: You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner, now give me that badge!
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Versace Salesman: Hi, nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen?
Carter Yeah. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner something from the kid's department.
Versace Salesman: OK, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.
Carter: No - wait a minute - no! This aint no couples thing, man. We're police officers; we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes.
Lee: Yes, there are alot of men chasing us.
Versace Salesman: As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball.
Lee: Thank you.
Versace Salesman: Absolutley. [to Carter] Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochachino face, beautiful skin, and the bring broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream...What size is the waist? Let's go in! [approaches Carter with open arms]
Carter: Hey! Watch it, sweetness!
Versace Salesman: He's got some fire to him!
Carter: Honeycups!
Versace Salesman: I like that!
Carter: Go get the clothes! Hurry up!
Versace Salesman: I'll go pull some items. Oh, Jesus! Lil' Kim! I'll be back.
Carter Yeah. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner something from the kid's department.
Versace Salesman: OK, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.
Carter: No - wait a minute - no! This aint no couples thing, man. We're police officers; we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes.
Lee: Yes, there are alot of men chasing us.
Versace Salesman: As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball.
Lee: Thank you.
Versace Salesman: Absolutley. [to Carter] Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochachino face, beautiful skin, and the bring broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream...What size is the waist? Let's go in! [approaches Carter with open arms]
Carter: Hey! Watch it, sweetness!
Versace Salesman: He's got some fire to him!
Carter: Honeycups!
Versace Salesman: I like that!
Carter: Go get the clothes! Hurry up!
Versace Salesman: I'll go pull some items. Oh, Jesus! Lil' Kim! I'll be back.
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[During a fight scene with Ricky Tan's Chinese thugs]
Carter: [after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!
Lee: [Holds nose painfully] Carter!
Carter: Ah y'all look alike!
Carter: [after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!
Lee: [Holds nose painfully] Carter!
Carter: Ah y'all look alike!
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[Lee holds up an employee of Ricky Tan and questions him]
Lee: Ricky Tan, where is he!?
Employee: I don't know!
Lee: He killed a detective today! Now where is he!?
Carter: Who died man?
Lee: [Turns and is shocked] Carter!
Carter: Who died Lee?
Lee: YOU!
Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Carter: Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!
Lee: Ricky Tan, where is he!?
Employee: I don't know!
Lee: He killed a detective today! Now where is he!?
Carter: Who died man?
Lee: [Turns and is shocked] Carter!
Carter: Who died Lee?
Lee: YOU!
Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Carter: Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!
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[on top of the hotel roof, Lee is holding a "bomb"]
Carter: Throw it!
Lee: No! There is people down there!
Carter: Lee! Throw it!
Lee: Carter!
Carter: Lee!
Lee: Carter!
Carter: LEE!
Lee: CARTER!
Carter: Throw it!
Lee: No!
Lee: No! There is people down there!
Carter: Lee! Throw it!
Lee: Carter!
Carter: Lee!
Lee: Carter!
Carter: LEE!
Lee: CARTER!
Carter: Throw it!
Lee: No!
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Kenny: [pointing to Carter and speaking Chinese] Why are you hanging with 7-11?
Lee: 7-11?
Kenny: Because his mouth never closes.
Carter: Hey! I heard that, I heard that. Don't be talkin' about me man.
Lee: 7-11?
Kenny: Because his mouth never closes.
Carter: Hey! I heard that, I heard that. Don't be talkin' about me man.
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Carter: There he is: Steven Reign. Living large in one of his penthouse suites. [Isabella walks in to Reign's room] That's her. That's the woman on Ricky Tan's boat. [hands the periscope to Lee]
Lee: He's leaving.
Carter: Oh, he'll be back.
Lee: How do you know?
Carter: You see how fine that woman is. He'll definitely be back. (lies down in bed)
[Lee notices Isabella taking off her bathrobe] Carter: What's going on?
Lee: She.... uh.... is just standing around, not doing much.
Carter: Well stay awake, something bound to happen.
Lee: I try to stay awake...this is so boring. [While watching Isabella undress, whispers] Slow down baby....
Carter: What did you say?
Lee: Huh? Uh.... I said nothing!
Carter: You said something!
Lee: No, no, nothing.
[Carter notices Lee's shifting] Carter: [gets up from bed] What is going on Lee?
Lee: She's.... getting undressed!
Carter: What?
Lee: She's getting undressed!
[Carter struggles with Lee to grab the periscope] Lee: Hey! It's.... not-
Carter: LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt!
Lee: I cannot hear this! [walks away]
Carter: Black bra, black panties, Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. [zooms in] She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.... Snoopy.
Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy! [Tries to grab periscope]
Carter: I love Snoopy too, hold on. [Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman] Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office.
Lee and Carter: It's a bomb!
Lee: He's leaving.
Carter: Oh, he'll be back.
Lee: How do you know?
Carter: You see how fine that woman is. He'll definitely be back. (lies down in bed)
[Lee notices Isabella taking off her bathrobe] Carter: What's going on?
Lee: She.... uh.... is just standing around, not doing much.
Carter: Well stay awake, something bound to happen.
Lee: I try to stay awake...this is so boring. [While watching Isabella undress, whispers] Slow down baby....
Carter: What did you say?
Lee: Huh? Uh.... I said nothing!
Carter: You said something!
Lee: No, no, nothing.
[Carter notices Lee's shifting] Carter: [gets up from bed] What is going on Lee?
Lee: She's.... getting undressed!
Carter: What?
Lee: She's getting undressed!
[Carter struggles with Lee to grab the periscope] Lee: Hey! It's.... not-
Carter: LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt!
Lee: I cannot hear this! [walks away]
Carter: Black bra, black panties, Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. [zooms in] She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.... Snoopy.
Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy! [Tries to grab periscope]
Carter: I love Snoopy too, hold on. [Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman] Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office.
Lee and Carter: It's a bomb!
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Carter: Now why'd you go and say it was a bomb?
Lee: I didn't, you did.
Carter: No I didn't!
Lee: Yes, you did!
Carter: I said she was da bomb.
Lee: She was the bomb?
Lee: I didn't, you did.
Carter: No I didn't!
Lee: Yes, you did!
Carter: I said she was da bomb.
Lee: She was the bomb?
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Carter: All right Lee.... tell me how they gonna kill us?
Lee: First they will torture us for three days-
Carter: I can handle that!
Lee: Then they will cut off our egg rolls
Carter: Cut off our egg rolls?! Aw hell no! Don't give up!
Lee: First they will torture us for three days-
Carter: I can handle that!
Lee: Then they will cut off our egg rolls
Carter: Cut off our egg rolls?! Aw hell no! Don't give up!
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Carter: Whoa whoa whoa. Why are you giving me 500 dollar chips.
Dealer: I just assumed-
Carter: You assumed that a brother coming in here couldn't afford 1000 dollar chips. Do you think my ancestors suffered 362 years of slavery so we could get sent back to the cotton field with 500 dollar chips. Are you a racist?
Dealer: No sir, I'm not.
Pit Boss: Sir, why don't you calm down and win some money?
Carter: Why don't you go over there and count something.
Dealer: I just assumed-
Carter: You assumed that a brother coming in here couldn't afford 1000 dollar chips. Do you think my ancestors suffered 362 years of slavery so we could get sent back to the cotton field with 500 dollar chips. Are you a racist?
Dealer: No sir, I'm not.
Pit Boss: Sir, why don't you calm down and win some money?
Carter: Why don't you go over there and count something.
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Carter: How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?
Pit Boss: We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight!
Carter: Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores! How about Peaches and Herb? Gladis Knight and the Pimps? Ike and Tina? They can get back together, this is crazy-
Pit Boss: Sir, please calm down.
Carter: [with hands wailing manically in the air] I'm sick, you tryin' to calm me down. Why don't you calm down? Get your hands off me!
Pit Boss: We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight!
Carter: Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores! How about Peaches and Herb? Gladis Knight and the Pimps? Ike and Tina? They can get back together, this is crazy-
Pit Boss: Sir, please calm down.
Carter: [with hands wailing manically in the air] I'm sick, you tryin' to calm me down. Why don't you calm down? Get your hands off me!
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Carter: [to Hu-Li] All right, I ain't gonna hold back this time 'cause you're a girl. I'll just pretend you're a man.... a very beautiful man with a perfect body, who I'd like to take to the movies.
Carter: [to Hu-Li after she's knocked out] We coulda been a good couple.... but you one crazy-ass bitch!
Carter: [to Hu-Li after she's knocked out] We coulda been a good couple.... but you one crazy-ass bitch!
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[In the penthouse, Lee has a gun pointed at Ricky Tan's Head]
Ricky Tan: Would you like me to tell you how your father died? [Lee ****s the gun]
Carter: Whoa, now, Lee. He ain't worth it man. He tryin' to mess with you. Don't do it.
Ricky Tan: He never begged for his life, or tried to make a deal.
Carter: Put the gun down.
Ricky Tan: All he asked for, seconds before I pulled the trigger, was that I promised not to kill you. Oh, it was so pathetic.
Carter Aw, hell no, he done gone too far. You better shoot his ass, Lee, shoot his ASS!
Ricky Tan: What are you going to do, Lee? [Lee's face is showing hesitation]
Carter: All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!!!
Ricky Tan: Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
Carter: Don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee!
Ricky Tan: You can't do it, can you?
Carter: Oh, yes the hell he can! Ain't nobody up here but us!
Ricky Tan: GO ON!
Carter: If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung-fu his ass or somethin'!
Lee: CARTER!
Ricky Tan: Would you like me to tell you how your father died? [Lee ****s the gun]
Carter: Whoa, now, Lee. He ain't worth it man. He tryin' to mess with you. Don't do it.
Ricky Tan: He never begged for his life, or tried to make a deal.
Carter: Put the gun down.
Ricky Tan: All he asked for, seconds before I pulled the trigger, was that I promised not to kill you. Oh, it was so pathetic.
Carter Aw, hell no, he done gone too far. You better shoot his ass, Lee, shoot his ASS!
Ricky Tan: What are you going to do, Lee? [Lee's face is showing hesitation]
Carter: All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!!!
Ricky Tan: Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
Carter: Don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee!
Ricky Tan: You can't do it, can you?
Carter: Oh, yes the hell he can! Ain't nobody up here but us!
Ricky Tan: GO ON!
Carter: If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung-fu his ass or somethin'!
Lee: CARTER!