Ricky Tan quotes

I hate that fortune cookie shit.

Imagine a business where people hand you money and you hand them back absolutely nothing. Now that's the real American dream."

Thanks to the most beautiful U.S. Customs agent, I'm back in business.

(To Carter) You Americans are so funny.

(To Lee) The problem with partners is, they die. As will you.

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