Rush Hour 2

Rush Hour 2 quotes

65 total quotes (ID: 514)

Chief Inspector Lee
Detective James Carter
Hu Li
Isabella Molina
Other
Ricky Tan


(To Carter) You Americans are so funny.


(To Lee) The problem with partners is, they die. As will you.

Kenny: Why are you hanging with 7-11 there?

Carter: [Attempting to speak Cantonese but having no idea of what he said] What did I just say?
Lee: You just asked everybody to pick up their Samurai Swords and shave your butt!
Carter: I said that?

Carter: [to Hu-Li] All right, I ain't gonna hold back this time 'cause you're a girl. I'll just pretend you're a man.... a very beautiful man with a perfect body, who I'd like to take to the movies.
Carter: [to Hu-Li after she's knocked out] We coulda been a good couple.... but you one crazy-ass bitch!

Carter: All right Lee.... tell me how they gonna kill us?
Lee: First they will torture us for three days-
Carter: I can handle that!
Lee: Then they will cut off our egg rolls
Carter: Cut off our egg rolls?! Aw hell no! Don't give up!

Carter: Hey, baby. James Carter, Baldwin Hills.
Isabella Molina: Isabella Molina, San Juan.
Carter: San Juan! I've been there many times on my private plane. You must know my good friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Morotto Malosso Megusto.
Isabella: No, I'm afraid not.
Carter: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you rode in the best of circles. If you need anything, champagne, caviar, my yacht is your yacht.
Isabella: This is your yacht?
Carter: I'm the captain. El capitan.
Isabella: El capitan....
Carter Look, I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes.
Isabella: Oh, it's such a beautiful yacht. What's it name?
Carter: Its name? [Isabella nods] The S.S. Minnow Johnson.
Isabella: The S.S. Minnow Johnson? Funny. The name on the back was the Red Dragon.
Carter: The Red Dragon?
Isabella Yes. Because this is my friend's yacht. And this is his party.
Carter Your's friend yacht? Man, no wonder my key didn't work. All these yachts look all the same these days.
Steven Reign: Who's your friend?
Isabella: Someone who got on the wrong yacht.
Carter: Hey I know you, you're Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. You must have a private plane as well. What are you doing out here in Hong Kong?
Reign: I'm here for the weekend, takking in the sights. [looks at Isabella] Shall we?
Isabella: [gets up to slow-dance with Reign] Enjoy the party, Mr. Carter.
Carter: I will, Miss Isabella.

Carter: How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?
Pit Boss: We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight!
Carter: Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores! How about Peaches and Herb? Gladis Knight and the Pimps? Ike and Tina? They can get back together, this is crazy-
Pit Boss: Sir, please calm down.
Carter: [with hands wailing manically in the air] I'm sick, you tryin' to calm me down. Why don't you calm down? Get your hands off me!

Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's Theory of Criminal Investigation: follow the rich white man!
Lee: Follow the rich white man?
Carter: Exactly, now you're learning. Every big crime has a rich white man waitin' for his cut. Now, in our case we know who the rich white man is. Steven Reign!
Lee: Who?
Carter: Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire, I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. When the shootin' started he was way too cool. Now lemme tell you somethin', when shootin' starts, white people ain't that cool. They either runnin' around hidin' behind tables or screaming like, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Lee: You sound like that all the time!
Carter: Let me tell you something about black people: When things go down, we keep our cool.
Lee: Maybe, but not like us Asians. We never panic.
Carter: Man when Godzilla comes y'all be trippin'. I've seen the movie, everyone goin' "gaicka, gaicka"!

Carter: There he is: Steven Reign. Living large in one of his penthouse suites. [Isabella walks in to Reign's room] That's her. That's the woman on Ricky Tan's boat. [hands the periscope to Lee]
Lee: He's leaving.
Carter: Oh, he'll be back.
Lee: How do you know?
Carter: You see how fine that woman is. He'll definitely be back. (lies down in bed)
[Lee notices Isabella taking off her bathrobe] Carter: What's going on?
Lee: She.... uh.... is just standing around, not doing much.
Carter: Well stay awake, something bound to happen.
Lee: I try to stay awake...this is so boring. [While watching Isabella undress, whispers] Slow down baby....
Carter: What did you say?
Lee: Huh? Uh.... I said nothing!
Carter: You said something!
Lee: No, no, nothing.
[Carter notices Lee's shifting] Carter: [gets up from bed] What is going on Lee?
Lee: She's.... getting undressed!
Carter: What?
Lee: She's getting undressed!
[Carter struggles with Lee to grab the periscope] Lee: Hey! It's.... not-
Carter: LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt!
Lee: I cannot hear this! [walks away]
Carter: Black bra, black panties, Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. [zooms in] She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.... Snoopy.
Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy! [Tries to grab periscope]
Carter: I love Snoopy too, hold on. [Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman] Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office.
Lee and Carter: It's a bomb!

Carter: Whoa whoa whoa. Why are you giving me 500 dollar chips.
Dealer: I just assumed-
Carter: You assumed that a brother coming in here couldn't afford 1000 dollar chips. Do you think my ancestors suffered 362 years of slavery so we could get sent back to the cotton field with 500 dollar chips. Are you a racist?
Dealer: No sir, I'm not.
Pit Boss: Sir, why don't you calm down and win some money?
Carter: Why don't you go over there and count something.

Carter: Now why'd you go and say it was a bomb?
Lee: I didn't, you did.
Carter: No I didn't!
Lee: Yes, you did!
Carter: I said she was da bomb.
Lee: She was the bomb?

Carter: Secret Service Agent James Carter! Boy that sounds good! Give me six months, SIX MONTHS, Lee, and I'll be up in Washington protecting the President.
Lee: Everyone knows you would never take a bullet for someone else.
Carter: Yeah, but they don't know that. Did you see the way she was looking at me brother?
Lee: She never even looked at you!
Carter: Don't be jealous, Lee. The girl chose me. 'Cause I'm tall, dark, and handsome and you third-world ugly.
Lee: I'm not third-world ugly. Women like me. They think I'm cute, like Snoopy.
Carter: Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.

Kenny: [pointing to Carter and speaking Chinese] Why are you hanging with 7-11?
Lee: 7-11?
Kenny: Because his mouth never closes.
Carter: Hey! I heard that, I heard that. Don't be talkin' about me man.

Lee: I didn't know what side you were on.
Isabella: Well, now you know. [smiles]