Detective James Carter quotes

I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!

That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bath robe.

[To Ricky Tan] No, I'm Lee's new muscle. And don't let this robe fool you, this is the only color they had left.

[Seeing a Chinese thug naked] No wonder you mad!

Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!

Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again.

What's wrong with you woman!?

Lady that was unnecessary!

I have never hit a woman in my life but yo ass is pushing it!

[Looking at Isabella getting undressed through a telescope] Lord, have mercy! .... Black panties, black bra. Victoria's Secret, spring catalog, page 27. Girl got class...

Man what's wrong with you? You don't step in front of a black man at a buffet line!

I saw that. I saw that. She kissed you didn't she? You sly devil, you. And you didn't look back. I like that. Playing it cool.

[To Hu Li] We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special, but you're one crazy-ass bitch!

I have a dream! That one day black people, white people... and even Chinese people can all gamble together without getting different chips!

Wait a minute.... In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play some craps.

[To Hu Li while smelling her hair] Mmmmm...you smell good.

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