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Detective James Carter quotes

View Quote I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
View Quote That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bath robe.
View Quote [To Ricky Tan] No, I'm Lee's new muscle. And don't let this robe fool you, this is the only color they had left.
View Quote [Seeing a Chinese thug naked] No wonder you mad!
View Quote Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!
View Quote Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again.
View Quote What's wrong with you woman!?
View Quote Lady that was unnecessary!
View Quote I have never hit a woman in my life but yo ass is pushing it!
View Quote [Looking at Isabella getting undressed through a telescope] Lord, have mercy! .... Black panties, black bra. Victoria's Secret, spring catalog, page 27. Girl got class...
View Quote Man what's wrong with you? You don't step in front of a black man at a buffet line!
View Quote I saw that. I saw that. She kissed you didn't she? You sly devil, you. And you didn't look back. I like that. Playing it cool.
View Quote [To Hu Li] We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special, but you're one crazy-ass bitch!
View Quote I have a dream! That one day black people, white people... and even Chinese people can all gamble together without getting different chips!
View Quote Wait a minute.... In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play some craps.
View Quote [To Hu Li while smelling her hair] Mmmmm...you smell good.
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