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76 total quotesMitch Taylor
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Professor Hathaway
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Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
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Jordan: Are you going to take me home to meet your parents?
Mitch: No, I don't think so.
Jordan: Why? Are you ashamed of me?
Mitch: No, them.
Jordan: [smiles] Oh.
Mitch: No, I don't think so.
Jordan: Why? Are you ashamed of me?
Mitch: No, them.
Jordan: [smiles] Oh.
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Mrs. Taylor: Dr. Hathaway, I saw your program on radioactive isotopes last night, and I've got a question.
Jerry Hathaway: Yes?
Mrs. Taylor: Is that your real hair?
Jerry Hathaway: Tell me something. Is Mitch by any chance adopted?
Mrs. Taylor: Why, no!
Jerry Hathaway: Amazing.
Mrs. Taylor: Isn't it?
Jerry Hathaway: Yes?
Mrs. Taylor: Is that your real hair?
Jerry Hathaway: Tell me something. Is Mitch by any chance adopted?
Mrs. Taylor: Why, no!
Jerry Hathaway: Amazing.
Mrs. Taylor: Isn't it?
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Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.
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Oh my god! It's heading for the gas tanks! DUCK!!... Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
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Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.
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We're different than most people, Mitch. Better.
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I've got news for you, Knight. You're not number one around here anymore. Mighty Mouse over here beat your placement scores by more than twenty points.
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Put simply, in deference to you Kent, it's like lasing a stick of dynamite.
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It's easy to lie to you, Mitch, you trust people. I'm a cynic.
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Now you listen to me, Jesus. This is Jerry's house, we're very close, so if you're not going to answer me, then I'm going in ...
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[Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside]
Chris Knight: Kent isn't that your car?
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You did this, Knight.
Chris Knight: I had help.
[Points to Mitch, who waves]
Kent: I'm gonna get you guys. Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You know, you'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?
Chris Knight: Kent isn't that your car?
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You did this, Knight.
Chris Knight: I had help.
[Points to Mitch, who waves]
Kent: I'm gonna get you guys. Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You know, you'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?
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[Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it]
Chris Knight: Here Mitch taste this for me. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings... What, too sweet?
Mitch: No... what is it?
Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.
[Mitch starts to gag and wipe out his mouth]
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yogurt. See? Mmmmm...
Chris Knight: Here Mitch taste this for me. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings... What, too sweet?
Mitch: No... what is it?
Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.
[Mitch starts to gag and wipe out his mouth]
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yogurt. See? Mmmmm...
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Oh, we can get in. It's just going to take six hours.