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Professor Hathaway
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Jordan: I heard there was going to be someone new this term, are you it?
Mitch: Yes.
Jordan: Do you have a bed?
Mitch: Yeah.
Jordan: Oh, I was going to make you one if you needed it but you don't so that's okay. Well, I'll see you later, probably.
Mitch: Yes.
Jordan: Do you have a bed?
Mitch: Yeah.
Jordan: Oh, I was going to make you one if you needed it but you don't so that's okay. Well, I'll see you later, probably.
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I was hot and I was hungry
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Relax. That's just the fuses at the substation, they'll have it back on in a minute. Maybe I shouldn't have shorted across the building transformer. But more important: did we get a charge?
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Kent: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry Hathaway: I told you before, Kent. You don't get to use my first name.
Kent: Did I?
Jerry Hathaway: I told you before, Kent. You don't get to use my first name.
Kent: Did I?
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Okay, given the kind of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong probability that this could be the only time in your entire lives to have sex.
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Prof. Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
Jerry Hathaway: You're a very funny boy, Chris.
Chris Knight: Thanks, Jerry. We try.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
Jerry Hathaway: You're a very funny boy, Chris.
Chris Knight: Thanks, Jerry. We try.
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This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
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[to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!
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You see Mitch, I used to be you, and lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.
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[to prospective employers] I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain no penis.
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Hello? Hello, Jesus?... He hung up...
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Professor Hathaway: You know, when I first brought you into this school I thought you'd become another Einstein. And you were well on your way. And then?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut.
Professor Hathaway: You're disappointing me, Chris.
Chris Knight: And you, me Jerry.
Chris Knight: I got a haircut.
Professor Hathaway: You're disappointing me, Chris.
Chris Knight: And you, me Jerry.
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Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".
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Professor Hathaway: Mitch, will you miss your friends?
Mitch: Well, no. I think I intimidate other kids.
Professor Hathaway: Good boy.
Mitch: Well, no. I think I intimidate other kids.
Professor Hathaway: Good boy.