Real Genius quotes
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Professor Hathaway
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You rented out my room!? Mom, to who?!
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Cut the crap Kent, you've built a weapon.
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It's getting pretty weird around here.
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[to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.
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Being snubbed by beauticians is not my idea of relaxing.
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What are you looking at? You're laborers; you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
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Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
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Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.
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Mitch: [As the voice of Jesus] Hi Kent. Have you been touching yourself?
Kent: Yes. I mean, NO!
Kent: Yes. I mean, NO!
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Lazlo Hollyfeld: How did you do?
Chris Knight: I passed... but I failed.
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Then I'm happy... and sad for you.
Chris Knight: I passed... but I failed.
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Then I'm happy... and sad for you.
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Kent: Well, who's gonna clean it up?
Ick: You don't have to. It goes from solid form directly to gas.
Kent: Whoa! What is it?
Ick: I'm not saying. But I can tell you that it's fairly rare and very unstable.
Chris Knight: Just like you, Kent.
Ick: You don't have to. It goes from solid form directly to gas.
Kent: Whoa! What is it?
Ick: I'm not saying. But I can tell you that it's fairly rare and very unstable.
Chris Knight: Just like you, Kent.
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Boy, these military people are so untrusting.
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Major Carnagle: Where's the laser?
Professor Hathaway: It's coming.
Major Carnagle: It's coming? Ha! It's not even breathing hard.
Professor Hathaway: It's coming.
Major Carnagle: It's coming? Ha! It's not even breathing hard.
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Telstar! Wow! Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?
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Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.