Real Genius

Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes (ID: 484)

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Mitch Taylor
Other
Professor Hathaway


Kent: You're all just a bunch of degenerates!
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?
Kent: You did not!
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: I was hot and I was hungry.


Chris Knight: I have advanced your project more than any three students on campus.
Jerry Hathaway: That was yesterday. What have you done for me today?

When you're smart, people need you. You can use your mind creatively.

Chris Knight: I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

'Ick: It worked! Now if we can just keep it from exploding.
Kent: Explo-?
[runs into his room]
Chris Knight: [coughing, as the hall fills with vapor] Hey Ick, you were just kidding about exploding, right? Ick?

Kent: Okay, who is this?
Mitch: [As the voice of Jesus] This is Jesus. And you've been a very naughty boy.

Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

Mitch: [As the voice of Jesus] ...And from now on, stop playing with yourself.
Kent: It is God...

Chris Knight: If you want to leave, go ahead. But you're going to miss out on all the fun.
Mitch Taylor: What fun?
Chris Knight: Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release in Kent's room.

Chris Knight: I'm such an asshole.
Lazlo Hollyfeld: I understand how you feel, Chris. And you're right.

Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: You've seen him too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch: Yeah...
Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.

Mitch: [As the voice of Jesus] Hi Kent. Have you been touching yourself?
Kent: Yes. I mean, NO!

Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

It's getting pretty weird around here.