Producers, The (2005) quotes
100 total quotesMax Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla
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You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!
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Leo: [to Ulla] We might have a position for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.
Max: Actually, we might have several positions for you.
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[sung] I'm the German Ethel Merman don't cha know?!
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Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!
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Leo: Max, I think we're getting in too deep.
Max: Too deep? This is nothing. I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep.
Max: Too deep? This is nothing. I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep.
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Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!
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Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.
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Judge: And who might you be, my dear?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Bloom.
Judge: You're HIS wife?
Ulla: He wouldn't do it unless we got married!
Judge: What a schmuck!
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Bloom.
Judge: You're HIS wife?
Ulla: He wouldn't do it unless we got married!
Judge: What a schmuck!
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(reading a play) As Gregor Samsa woke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant ****roach. (speaking) Nah, too good.
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Why Bloom go so far camera right?
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Let's get out of here before they kill us.
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Leo, Max, Carmen Ghia, Roger De Bris: Break a leg!
[CRASH!]
Max: Franz, what happened?
Franz Liebkind: I broke my leg!
[CRASH!]
Max: Franz, what happened?
Franz Liebkind: I broke my leg!
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[sung as Hitler] I was just a paper hanger
no one more obscurer.
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
told me I was Führer.
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
and conquered France.
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no mystery
if it's politics or history.
The thing you've got to know is
everything is showbiz!
no one more obscurer.
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
told me I was Führer.
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
and conquered France.
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
It ain't no mystery
if it's politics or history.
The thing you've got to know is
everything is showbiz!
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You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd serve you under my armpits every day.