Carmen Ghia quotes

And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay.

Roger, We're not alone...

May I take your hats, your coats, and your Swastikas?

[When he answers the door] Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?

Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger Debris, in an elegant eastside townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Who may I say is calling?
[Got angry] Listen, you broken down old queen, he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky, don't ever call here again!
[Roger in other room] Who was that!?
Wrong number!

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