Franz Liebkind quotes

Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!

Stop moving! How can I shoot you if you keep moving?!

Zis is no good! I'm not killing anyone!

The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!

Hilda, where are you going? Argentina's that way!

I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!

I must tell my birds!

That is not how you sing Haben Sie gehört das Deutsche band! This is how you sing Haben Sie gehört das Deutsche band!

AQAP! [pause] As quick (kvick) as possible!

[Whispered at the end of the credits] Buy Mein Kampf in paperback at Borders Bookstores... or Barnes and Noble... or online at amazon.com

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