Producers, The (1968)

Producers, The (1968) quotes

65 total quotes (ID: 469)

Franz Liebkind
Leo Bloom
Lorenzo St. DuBois
Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris


Leo, he who hesitates is poor!


Money is honey! Money is honey!

[reading post-show telegrams] "Congratulations! Hitler will run forever."

[smiling at Leo to calm him down] Well you know what they say, 'smile and the world smiles with you.' [Aside] This man should be in a straight-jacket.

Sing it out, men! Higher, you animals, higher! We open in Leavenworth Saturday night!

I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!

Ooh, I fell on my keys...

[reading the title of the play for the first time] "Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow...

[to Max] I'm sorry I called you "Fat, fat, fat".

I'm a nothing. I spend my life counting other people's money. People I'm smarter than. Better than! I want... I want... I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!

Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.

Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!

Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick fuse or ze slow fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out. [snips dynamite fuse] Zis is critical. [lights fuse with match] Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse.

Der Führer does not say, "Achtung, baby."