Producers, The (1968) quotes
65 total quotesMax Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
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Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby". I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, "baby"?
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[holding a gun to his head] Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys! [he pulls the trigger - it's out of bullets. Deeply disgusted:] Boy, when things go wrong...!
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Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.
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[singing] And I give a flower to the big fat cop
He takes his club and he beats me up
I give a flower to the garbage man
He stuffs my girl in the garbage can
And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round
He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down
It goes into the sewer
With the yuck runnin' through 'er
And it runs into the river that we drink
Hey, world, YOU STINK!
He takes his club and he beats me up
I give a flower to the garbage man
He stuffs my girl in the garbage can
And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round
He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down
It goes into the sewer
With the yuck runnin' through 'er
And it runs into the river that we drink
Hey, world, YOU STINK!
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[after Goebbels throws a reefer into a vase, and a large explosion occurs] They try; man, how they try!
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I lieb ya, baby, I lieb ya, I lieb ya! Now lieb me alone!
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Wait!! This is a decision that could effect my entire life! I shall have to think about it. [Pauses for one second] I'll do it.
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Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.
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I'm supposed to be the grand Duchess Anastasia... but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie!
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Singers: Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France
Winter for Poland and France
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Singers: Don't be stupid! Be a smartie!
Come and join the Nazi Party! (Actually sung by Mel Brooks)
Come and join the Nazi Party! (Actually sung by Mel Brooks)
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Hold me, Touch me: [locking the door to Max's office] Let's fool around.
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Old Lady in Audience: [Before turning to leave the theater] Well! Talk about bad taste!
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The Landlord: 'He who signs the lease must pay rent.That's the law.
Max: Murderer! Thief! How dare you take the last penny out of a poor man's pocket?
The Landlord: I have to. I'm a landlord.
Max: [looking up] Oh, Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him; he maketh a blight on the land!
The Landlord: [looking up] Don't listen to him; he's crazy.
Max: Murderer! Thief! How dare you take the last penny out of a poor man's pocket?
The Landlord: I have to. I'm a landlord.
Max: [looking up] Oh, Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him; he maketh a blight on the land!
The Landlord: [looking up] Don't listen to him; he's crazy.