Leo Bloom quotes

I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!

Ooh, I fell on my keys...

[reading the title of the play for the first time] "Springtime for Hitler" a gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden... Wow...

[to Max] I'm sorry I called you "Fat, fat, fat".

I'm a nothing. I spend my life counting other people's money. People I'm smarter than. Better than! I want... I want... I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

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