Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.


And that will bring him back?

Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma.

You'll put it out now mister!!

HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!

Move out, maggots!

Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.

If I could rip out the belly of a yak.

It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?

Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.

Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?

Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!

We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word.

Thank you sir. I make everybody sick.

Never fool with a fuzz ball.