Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Moses Hightower

I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.

And that will bring him back?

Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma.

HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!

Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.

Move out, maggots!

You'll put it out now mister!!

If I could rip out the belly of a yak.

It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?

Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!

Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.

Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?

We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word.

It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight

Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.