Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"


And that will bring him back?

Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma.

You'll put it out now mister!!

HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!

Move out, maggots!

If I could rip out the belly of a yak.

Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.

It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?

Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?

Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.

Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!

We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word.

Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.

Never fool with a fuzz ball.