Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.


Don't move dirt bag!

Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.

Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!

Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?

Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.

You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.

Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!

FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!

Come with me!

Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"

Asshole!!!

I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.