Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.


Don't move dirt bag!

Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?

Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!

Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.

Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.

Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.

Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!

Come with me!

Asshole!!!

Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?

FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!

Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"