Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes

View Quote You'll put it out now mister!!

View Quote Hey, wait a minute! My hands are stuck with my head! What the ****?

View Quote Yo, sir... You must be from the south! That's "Yes, sir." You got foot patrol.

View Quote Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.

View Quote Yo, sir!

View Quote Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma.

View Quote FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!

View Quote And that will bring him back?

View Quote NO Mon, I'm hungry!

View Quote We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word.

View Quote HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!

View Quote Asshole!!!

View Quote Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.

View Quote What about me, sir? Don't I get a car?

View Quote Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"