Police Academy quotes
51 total quotesLaverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed
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I'm on a diet.
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It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight
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Never fool with a fuzz ball.
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Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?
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Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?
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Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?
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Move out, maggots!
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Not funny, you idiot!
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This is not a spawning pool!
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Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
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Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
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What in the hell are you doing!?!
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It was your government that brought us here!
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You'll never get away with this, you two-bit s****!
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Come with me!