Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.


Don't move dirt bag!

Thank you sir. I make everybody sick.

It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?

Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!

Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.

You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.

Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.

If I could rip out the belly of a yak.

Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!

Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.

Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.

DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!

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