National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes
34 total quotes (ID: 414)Dialog
Ellen Griswold
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Rusty Griswold
Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...
Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!
So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
Oh, Keno! This is easy.
No sir, I do not require them.
It's expensive having an entourage.
That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.