National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 414)

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Dialog
Ellen Griswold
Other
Rusty Griswold


Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?


Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...

Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.

This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.

[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

It's expensive having an entourage.

Oh, Keno! This is easy.

I'll never fly again.

No sir, I do not require them.

That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!

I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.