National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 414)

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Dialog
Ellen Griswold
Other
Rusty Griswold


I love what you've done with the kitchenette.


Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...

Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.

This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.

[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

Oh, Keno! This is easy.

It's expensive having an entourage.

No sir, I do not require them.

It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!

That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

I'll never fly again.

I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.