National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 414)

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Dialog
Ellen Griswold
Other
Rusty Griswold


I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.


Clark: Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck.
Eddie: You know, those were my mother's dying words. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things.
Ellen: Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?
Clark: Not right now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.
Clark: Here, make the seats good.
[begins pouring coins into the Maitre d's hand]
Maitre d' : No...gratuity...necessary, sir. Right this way.
Jilly: Kid, you made me a lot of money tonight. Hey, you like gettin' massages?
Rusty: By who?
Jilly: [sarcastically] By who...by me. Meet me in the spa tomorrow at 10 o'clock.
Clark: You need any help with the grill, Eddie?
Eddie: No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock]
Audrey: OK, what happened to you last night?
Rusty: [giggles]
[Audrey and Rusty sit down to breakfast]
Audrey: Coffee
Rusty: Me, too.
Ellen: Make it three.
Clark: [to waitress] Four coffees it is.
Clark: Kids!
Audrey: Daddy, don't shout.
Clark: What do you say we each have an 'alone day', where each of us can go out and explore the city of Las Vegas in their own way.
Ellen: Clark, I don't think that's such a good...
Rusty: Thanks
Audrey: See, ya.
Clark: Don't worry, honey. You're gonna love it. See ya.
Security: Have you seen a guy named Nick Papagiorgio?
Clark: Yes, he took my wallet. He's over there.
[at Club Areola]
'Security: Your usual table, Mr. Papagiorgio?
Rusty: Not today, Jimmy.
Clark: You're in big trouble, mister.
Ellen: Clark. Are we lost?
Rusty: Yeah, dad. What block are we on?
Clark: Very funny, Rus.
Rusty: I wanna gamble.
Clark: Russell. I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again. Gambling is a very serious business.


Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.

Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.

Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?

Honey, these boys ain't much to look at, but, if you want a night away from your cat...

Hey, kids. Round-up time!

Hard six coming out.

I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.

My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?

His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.