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I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
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Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
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I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
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I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.
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Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?
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So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
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It's expensive having an entourage.
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No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?
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No sir, I do not require them.
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Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
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[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!
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Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
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My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.
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Hey, kids. Round-up time!
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Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.