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His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
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Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
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Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
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I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.
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Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?
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Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.
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That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
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Hard six coming out.
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It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
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This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
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Oh, Keno! This is easy.
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I'll never fly again.
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Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
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Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
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You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!