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National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Dialog
Ellen Griswold
Other
Rusty Griswold




View Quote His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
View Quote Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
View Quote Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.
View Quote I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.
View Quote Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?
View Quote Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.
View Quote That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
View Quote Hard six coming out.
View Quote It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
View Quote This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
View Quote Oh, Keno! This is easy.
View Quote I'll never fly again.
View Quote Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
View Quote Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
View Quote You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!