Napoleon Dynamite quotes

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Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
Rex
Uncle Rico

View Quote Napoleon, let go of me! You're bruising my neck meat!

View Quote I think you ripped my mole off!

View Quote I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

View Quote Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

View Quote Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!

View Quote At Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo! You need somebody watching your back AT ALL TIMES! Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [gestures toward Napoleon]

View Quote Take a look at what I'm wearing, people [in sunglasses and matching American flag pants and bandana]. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? [Points at a photo of his wife, a blonde, tan, muscular body-builder] Forget about it!

View Quote Just break the wrist, and then walk away. Break the wrist; walk away.

View Quote [To Rico, after he arrives home to find him trying to sell herbal breast enhancers to Starla] C'MERE, BOY!!

View Quote How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

View Quote Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

View Quote Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile.

View Quote Hey, you guys wanna see my video?

View Quote Kip, I reckon you know a lot about...cyberspace?

View Quote Man I wish I could go back in time... I'd take state.