Napoleon Dynamite quotes

Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

That one looks like a medieval warrior.

My lips hurt real bad.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Do the chickens have large talons?

Pedro offers you his protection.

Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

[To Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

[While hitting a tetherball repeatedly] YES! YES! YES!

[To Trisha over the phone] It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.

Are you guys having a killer time?

[To Deb] I like your sleeves... they're real big.

[To Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.

What the heck are you even talking about?

You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?

Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!

Tina, come get some ham!

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

[To Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.

[To Kip and LaFawnduh] LUCKY!

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