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Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite quotes

79 total quotes

Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
Rex
Uncle Rico




View Quote [To Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.
View Quote What the heck are you even talking about?
View Quote You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?
View Quote Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!
View Quote Tina, come get some ham!
View Quote Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
View Quote [To Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.
View Quote [To Kip and LaFawnduh] LUCKY!
View Quote Your Mom goes to college.
View Quote [Whispering while typing] I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by...Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a stake.
View Quote I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.
View Quote How 'bout some gold bracelets?
View Quote I've been out making some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico.
View Quote Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
View Quote [Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife] Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chat room, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate... Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But still, I love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...