Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote [reading a printed page from the Burn Book]
Damian: Janis Ian - ****.
Janis: Oh, that's original.
[reading about himself]
Damian: "Too gay to function?!"
Janis: Hey, that's only okay when I say it!

View Quote [trying to avoid plans with Regina]
Karen: I can't go out.
[faux coughs softly]
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.

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View Quote [Cady: You must be good at something.] [Replies] I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Want to see?

View Quote [Talking about Regina George] She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

View Quote Amber D'Alessio masturbated with a hot dog.

View Quote And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

View Quote Bethany Byrd has an amazing ability to supress her gag reflex. Uses super jumbo tampons....slut.

View Quote Boo, you whore!

View Quote Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!

View Quote Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.

View Quote Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

View Quote Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin...Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass.

View Quote Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little- [gets hit by a schoolbus]

View Quote Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.