Mean Girls quotes
179 total quotesKaren
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
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Regina
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[to Cady] You smell like a baby prostitute.
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[Talking about Regina George] She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.
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[standing in front of chalkboard, holding a pointer] Regina George is an evil dictator. How do you overthrow an evil dictator? You take away her resources. She would be nothing without her high-status man-candy [points to first line on chalkboard, which reads Aaron Samuels], technically good physique, [points to second line: "Hot" body], and evil band of loyal followers [points to third line: Army of Skanks].
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[Kevin Gnapoor: So... Puerto Rican?] [Replies] Lebanese!
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On Wednesdays we wear pink!
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I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... [Cady: Really? Um, wow.] [Karen] Well...they can tell when it's raining.
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[Standing outside while raining] It's 68 degrees [feels breasts], and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
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Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.
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[Cady: You must be good at something.] [Replies] I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Want to see?
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I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick
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You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. [Gretchen: He's your cousin!] (to Gretchen, regarding Seth) Yeah, but he's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... [Gretchen looks at her pityingly] ...that's not right is it? [Gretchen shakes head no] Seethhh!!!! [runs after seth]
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So if you're from Africa...why are you white?
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Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."
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[referring to Cady] Hey, Africa.
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Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!