Love Actually

Love Actually quotes

85 total quotes (ID: 362)

Billy Mack
Colin Frissell
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister

[at his wife's funeral] Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.

[at his wife's funeral] When she first mentioned what was about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."

True love lasts a lifetime.

[to Daniel] Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a paper-mach? lobster head.

There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.

[trying to make conversation with Aurelia, who doesn't understand a word] No, right. Silence is golden. As the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, great band. [hums "Silence is Golden"] Oh, shut up.

[to Juliet, on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas.

I'm glad it was helpful. Don't go showing it around too much it needs a bit of tweaking. I've got to head out to lunch...early lunch. You can just show yourself out. [pauses] It's a self preservation see.

[walking away from Juliet and Peter's house after his visit] Enough. Enough now.

Juliet: We've never got friendly. I just wanted to say I hope that can change. I'm nice, I really am, apart from my terrible taste in pie. And it would be great if we could be friends.

Karl: Life is full of interruptions and complications.

Mia: I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.