Prime Minister quotes

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

[on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

[on being introduced to Terence, the head of the Downing Street staff] I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

[after realizing he has feelings for Natalie] Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.

I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

[to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher] Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

[referring to Natalie] Oooooo, would we call her chubby?

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