Love Actually

Love Actually quotes

85 total quotes (ID: 362)

Billy Mack
Colin Frissell
Daniel
Jamie
Karen
Mark
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister
Sam


[during a radio interview] ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...


[Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call] Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!

When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.

I left Elton John's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, to hang out with you, at Christmas. It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the ****ing love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.

Now let's get pissed and watch porn.

I'm on Shag Highway heading West.

American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.

Watch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] ... And he's got a big knob!

Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.

But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.