Love Actually quotes
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[during a radio interview] ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...
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[Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call] Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
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When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.
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I left Elton John's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, to hang out with you, at Christmas. It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the ****ing love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.
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Now let's get pissed and watch porn.
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I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
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American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
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I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
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Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
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Watch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] ... And he's got a big knob!
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Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
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But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
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Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
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Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.
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You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.