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Love Actually

Love Actually quotes

85 total quotes

Billy Mack
Colin Frissell
Daniel
Jamie
Karen
Mark
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister
Sam




View Quote [during a radio interview] ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...
View Quote [Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call] Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
View Quote When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.
View Quote I left Elton John's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, to hang out with you, at Christmas. It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the ****ing love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.
View Quote Now let's get pissed and watch porn.
View Quote I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
View Quote American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
View Quote I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
View Quote Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
View Quote Watch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] ... And he's got a big knob!
View Quote Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
View Quote But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
View Quote Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
View Quote Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.
View Quote You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.