Karen quotes

True love lasts a lifetime.

[to Daniel] Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a paper-mach? lobster head.

There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

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