Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes
126 total quotesJay
Randal Graves
Reg Hartner
Scooby Doo
Sheriff
Sissy
Whillenholly
Willam Black
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[Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe] Just like Winnie the Pooh.
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[to Silent Bob] I said you LOVE the ****. I must be the craftiest mother****er alive.
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[singing] I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. [laughs] Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.
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[singing outside the Stop N Go] I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls
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Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a ****ing drag.
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It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... ****beans. That was them, wasn't it?
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I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
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We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.
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[on his cell phone] Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.
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Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.
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Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.
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And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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[Sniffing out white people] Cra-cra-cracker?
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Another white boy in this movie? Damn.
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Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.