Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes (ID: 286)

Frito Pendejo
Joe Bauers
President Camacho

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere.

But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.

Carl's Jr: **** you, I'm eating.

If you don't smoke Tarryltons, **** you!

[walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.

Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.

Go Away, 'batin'!

I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

I like money.

I like sex.

I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.

If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"

Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.

So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.