Idiocracy

Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes (ID: 286)

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Frito Pendejo
Joe Bauers
Miscellaneous
Narrator
President Camacho
Rita


There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.


They're watering crops with a sports drink?

Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

You know things are bad when they're coming to me for answers.

You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.