Frito Pendejo quotes

I like money.

Go Away, 'batin'!

I like sex.

There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.

[walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.

If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"

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