President Camacho quotes

So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.

Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.

I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.

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